J's Fantasy# 1 (more to come)...

This is my fantasy - one day when I remarry (when I believe that love is true and not a form of bullshit or a mental disease) I want it to take place on an offshore rig, in the open seas. I will wear steel toe boots with a jumpsuit and hardhat (still keep them in my closet as a reminder of my other real job in the past - lol) instead of the standard cliche wedding dress. The offshore rig is one of the most tranquil places on earth with the ocean waves lapping against the steel rods with the sun rising and cascading a warm yellow glow across the horizon.
At the end of my wedding ceremony after I have said "I Do" I will break through the tranquil silence with music that will deafen the crashing waves. Looking to my groom I will slowly take my jumpsuit off in front of the entire wedding precession exposing my glistening body and begin to give him a lap dance he will never forget.

So, wanna guess who wants to be my future ex-husband???? Do I have one yet? Hmm maybe, I won't tell you - ha ha.
Have a great week boys!!

Xoxo,
~J.